Welcome to Thejokelottery.com
At Thejokelottery.com, we believe in the power of words to inspire, induce laughter, illicit confusion, and connect people. We dedicate our sole writer with the responsibility of creating hilarious and mystical words for you to enjoy.
A Real Service unlike any other
Jokes
We tell jokes. Simple but not. Nothing is simple except for my cousin Gregor, everyone says he's simple.
Storytelling
Grifty Jokemaker has a PHD in Joke Technology, He is the inventor of the deciphering system, the first ever joke explaining system that he knows of.
First one is on the house. Find a ladder you gulible son of a bitch.
Writs
Sign up for the Custom Writs, a handwritten yearly *handublication. A handublication is another word for hand written publication. Everything is copied these days,Grifty wants to bring back to this AI backward world we live in today.
Are you ready for sinething new? Something differnt and cool? Check out Cirque De Solei,Fascinating show indeed. If you want a custom handwritten publication of Grifty's yearly handwritten magazine. Handwritten, with all the spontaneous creative flow of verbal magic that you tickle bone with turn into a feather.
Order Last years publication today. ( Contact griftyjokemaker@gmail.com)
Shit or get off the pot. Stop picking your nose, dont pinch my ass, what do these things have in common? My mother.
In 1980 I was baptized in the blood of a chicken and a pinprick blood droplette from Diego Pompillia, my seven year old Peurto Rican friend.
I had just started Catholic school in New Britain, Ct. Where the nuns had green hair and foam at the side of their mopuths.
Frequently Asked Questions
Jokes written by Grifty the Jokemaker in a clandestine fortified bunker somewhere in the continental US.
After payment is made, please allow 24-48 hours for your joke to arrive magically, every time. All jokes, stories, thoughts for today and more are written with the skill of a Master Jokecraftsman.
This guy is a complete asshole. Ignore him.
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— Mack S Aroon
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Location
The Joke Lottery
Southington, Connecticut, United States
About
The Joke Lottery is a joke and story hub based in Southington, Connecticut. Grifty, the joke-writer, is passionate about writing jokes, stories and whatever else you desire. Absurd laughter is a sure sign that the magic of his writing simply works. To our slowly but steadily growing audience through the power of words, everything we write is crafted with love and a casual psychopathy that injects laughter that is not easily forgettable.